Episode 268: Horseshoe Crab Blood Farms Are Already Priced In [“race bredigted— 199% ebin finnish :d”]

Dimes and Judas discuss RFK Jr. staging a baby bear murder, Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow dressing like a Jamaican prostitute, and the inevitability of open war with Iran. After explaining the preposterous drama surrounding the downfall of New York influencers “Hegelian eGirls,” they review the book “Archeofuturism” by French Nouvelle Droit activist Guillaume Faye. An treatise proposing forward-thinking traditionalism designed to harness storms of discursive rebellion; it seeks to model how to take vitalism into space. Lastly on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes presents a lecture by Space Age Maximalist (due in large part to Dimes’ microphone bugging out) on a revolutionary Aether-based theory of the universe that forciblyseparates us from our Euclidean Big Bang model. It’s one of our coolest ones, just seethe past the glitches!

Timestamps:

00:18 – Hypnotist Who Can’t Make Woman Orgasm To Cause Post-Nut Clarity

02:28 – RFK Jr. Admits to Staging Baby Bear Corpse in Central Park

08:10 – Olivia Chow Dresses Like a Chinese Prostitute During Caribana

15:50 – Rob Ford as the Platonic Ideal of a Pilled White Leader Meeting Blacks

15:54 – Forever-Stock Nvidia Tanked: vvhy???

18:32 – Antifastonetoss Noticed I Like Suffering Too Much

21:04 – Redditor Women Over 30 Celebrate Never Having Kids

32:43 – The Sustainable Amount of Children to Have

38:06 – There’s a Shocking Amount of Bad Moms

39:48 – The Rise and Fall of Hegelian eGirls

58:57 – Israel, Iran, and the Inevitability of WW3 Precipitated by an Avalanche of Nothingburgers

1:07:05 – Internal Israeli Conflict over the Right to Sodomize Prisoners

1:09:40 – Crimes Chat: Jackstar

1:11:20 – Castizo Futurism and The Unification of AF, EHC, Vitalists, and Neocons

1:21:15 – Blood $atellite Show News

1:23:25 – “Archeofuturism” Discussion Begins

1:29:07 – Forming a Monopoly over Alternative Thought

1:34:21 – The Rise and Fall of the Nouvelle Droit

1:42:34 – The Anti-Revolution of Endless Critique of Power

1:44:40 – There is no Church of Paganism

1:47:05 – Failed Third-Worldism, The Southport Stabbing, and the Triggering Britain’s Race War

1:57:52 – What is Vitalist Constructivism?

2:02:34 – Some Unpopular Policy Positions

2:08:01 – Profound Difficulty in Synthesizing Deep-Rooted Concepts

2:14:04 – Guiding the Technologically Inevitable with the Eugenically Emergent

2:18:45 – Space Age Maximalist Interview Begins